Thursday, March 1, 2012

Realtor Slogans

Last night, I was brainstorming a few Realtor slogans for Ryan. 
He needs something catchy and memorable, so me, being the creative one in the relationship (ha, ha) he asked for my advice.

My creative & original self decided to Google "Realtor Slogans" and these are the lame-o's I found online:

"Nothing is impossible." - Womp Womp
"No fancy punchlines, just great service!" - Barf
"Purveyor of fine homes to fine people." - .........
"Turning your dreams into an address." - Gag
"If I don't sell it, i'll buy it!" - Let's be honest... and realistic

I want Ryan to be a successful realtor, I would never steer him wrong. Those pitiful slogans are embarassing.


Which brings me to  my suggestion:

"Keepin' it REAL estate."



Catchy. Appeals to all age groups. Humorous. Memorable.
Boom.


After all, I don't want him to end up like Peter Klaven from "I Love You, Man" in this video clip {embarrassing!}:


Nobody wants a toot-er at their open house.

7 comments:

La Mode by Marianne said...

Haha I love it!
Keeping it REAL estate is awesome,
and "I Love You, Man" cracked me up...that guy Tevin is crazy.

Amanda said...

That's pretty good, Sam. I'm impressed!

Kayla @ www.sealedwithakay.com said...

Great slogan! Also, I love the movie clip, that movie makes me laugh every time, it doesn't matter how many times I've seen it! LOL

http://www.sealedwithakay.com

xo Kayla

Jayme and Mendi said...

Love your slogan!! Oh and the movie "I Love You Man"...hilarious!
"Slappin the bass mon!"

Jayme @ Her Late Night Cravings

P.S. Your comment about my sassy look at Mendi...HAHA! I had to go back and see where I gave her 'tude...yep it was when she said that she "forgets to eat dinner." What? Who does that? I wish I could forget but sadly dinner makes me so happy. :-) I joke on her all the time about it!!

Melissa said...

Love your slogan and the clip just made me laugh out loud! Awesome!

Kassi Mortensen said...

That movie is hilarious! :) I like your slogan the best of course!!! ;)

Amy said...

I like it! It's definitely catchy and memorable.